your_bete_noire

Oh, how you flatter us. Oooopsies, did I give away the twist too soon? Lol's! You wrote such a splendiferous essay, I truly do not know where to begin. Well, I guess the beginning is as good a place as any. I am a firm and fair believer in giving credit where credit is due, however, I must take umbridge with credit being given unjustly. There were names in your essay that were incorrect and still even a plethora more unmentioned. We are scrupulous with our communication and there were three incorrectly attributed to us. One similar, two completely out of left field. Now, we do not mind you falsely accusing someone, by all means go right ahead. But to give them credit? No, no, no, we must not have that. Now, I say "we" because, well, because "I am Legion. We are many." We do not run around in Guy Fawkes masks and the like, just a collective who are few, but greatly outraged by your and your fellow G.C.'s (stands for "Gobblers of Cock" I am sure) fascist behaviour as mods and admins on the EA discord server. You plebs have obtained the ever so slight modicum of authority and feel that it not only grants you the right to belittle, demean, mistreat and push your (I am sure massive) weight around but makes you better in the process. Even though you have been granted power from among high, that shiny city on a hill, divine providence and manifest destiny straight from the unholy conglomerate that is EA, you do not have power over us. Much like the mythical Hydra, cut off one head, two will rise. So, continue your fascist Nazi-like ways, you and TheyCallMeRed, and the rest. See if more and more do not rise up to be your proverbial pebbles in your shoes that no cobbler may alleviate. Oh legend, legend, legend. Oh, how you do make us laugh. Now run along child. Oh how you make us laugh.